11.28.2006

threePoints + 1 extra

i am always looking for things to write about-this week of black Friday was particularly full of writing fodder. a few weeks ago, i ran across an article on Slate for msn that should have been out years ago titled the seinfeld complex-a quick breakdown is not accepting someone because of traits making someone less than perfect. NO one is Perfect. no matter how much botox, tucking, and dieting women& men have Flaws. the seinfeld complex also mentioned UN-realistic expectations or pornQueen syndrome: i should have a perfect tan, $100+ streaks in my hair & Star (formerly of theView) Perky breasts. this is a societal issue we can thank the internet for & those friendly neighborhood porn sites; this entry goes deeper than a fake tan.

since, sacha baron cohen came out on the British television a few years ago as ALi G i have been a fan!! sacha makes jackass look mild & elementary. i saw Borat-he most recent stab @ the ego that is america what it has become. several gullible fools where roped into admitting racial epithets, a man in particular in a gun shop who told him what kind of gun would be best to off a Blank(see movie.)sacha's moviePoked British holes in Americana:


Etiquette(per-party don't bring a friend to a dinner unless You have specified they are coming to the host!) Rodeo's&homophobia- Drunk frat boys, gun shops& celebrityObsessed. Borat was saved by Gawd & ran through a hotel starkNaked. looking around the theatre during a wrestling match & deliberately putting himself in sex positions(team america inspired) because he expects american's to look away. The Original Genius of Ali G is Back as Borat.

sitting in snowFall, full contact black Friday shopping who knew breaking a plasma TV could so much fun!! wait i almost forgot an annoying new game consul game out-& the company deliberate sent too few for the american market. i just love companies that do that!
the super sweet ads that seem to be under the impression that there are still 2.5 kid straight family households; NO single dad's, mom's or same sex couples? the stereotype of bad TV ad remind me of when i studied "leave it to beaver" one of the best misanthropes ever. why do you ask? i will phrase it this way; lot's of men discover that they like each while serving in the forces; after the world war II ends they come home and file for divorce. women are driven from factories & are barred from working. hence, all that 1950's perfect family stuff is essentially Crap. that's Right-the US had one of its Highest divorce rates Ever after WWII!!

the past year has taught me many things; since my assault in april & recently i have been forced to slow down to look @ the world in a way i haven't had a chance to before. i savour the small walks i am able to take-small steps in physical therapy & the set backs. all those interesting yet completely UN-true stories/defamation that has been orbiting like an 8th grade bathroom stall. how i realized i have been dating within my comfort zone for a decade ending when i began taking my hiatus from dating6 months ago. if love comes it will. until then i will focus on finding the silver lining & getting a couch before the new year.