-it wasn't flirting.if it looks like a fish it is.
-i want us to be Friends-nope you need a 1230AM booty call.
-it's not you-it's me-nope it is Me.
-i will call you
-i am not Lying
-i will change-maybe when alaska gets 100degree days in the summer.
-i don't know what i want-another classic:interpretation not the woman you're with.
-i forgot my cell phone in my car-usually means he's cheating; seeing someone behind your back.
-i don't find her attractive-interpretation-HeDoes.
-i don't have any problems-a few problems: porn addiction, alcoholism, bipolar, anger, abandonment..
-you're beautiful-usually said after a man has done something he knows he's guilty of.
-i don't look @ you as an object-usually means he does.
-i wasn't window shopping, checking her out-interpretation-is he drooling? then he was.
-i don't know what i want. usually means that Yes they do.
-i don't want something longTerm-usually means you've been objectified, commitment phobic men who only want a BootyCall.
-you make a good first wife.
-i need space-this isn't what they want.
-i like your mind-usually means he likes your body.
-i think i am gay, in love with someone else-translation: confusion. step away.
-i was out with the guys-we had a game @ the bar to see how many phone numbers we could get.
-i don't know her/him. usually means Hedoes.
this can go on for the rest of my entry so i am stopping while i am ahead.(stay tuned for furtherFairyTaleEntries.) dating is like shopping for a car: thanks to internet dating, coffee shops & your garden variety bars men fall into these categories.
name that ubersexy sports car; if he's under the age of 40 he got his inheritance early, had a mid-life crisis cause his college sweetie was tired of waiting for him to slow down enough to have actual relationship. sports car men move fast; they expect the rest of the world including you to move at their pace. foreplay, communication falls to way side of trying break the speed limit barrier. men in this category tend to have issues in bed, most to embarrassing to name here.
these men usually wears little tacky logo's on their shirts & still find Polo sexy--reminding women of 8th grade is a fun sport. there's a subcategory to this category, the BMW 3series set(entryLevel bling..) everything above applies, just count on the guy to be selfish& buying his food on his credit card-while @ the same time thinking that he's the only man in the room with greasedBack hair& NoEtiquette.
men i have had the privilege to learn from are: the buttondownshirts; usually they wear indescribably ugly button shirts with carharts(anything Rugged cause they'reNot.) expensive shoes & are closet narcissists-barely traveled & don't know how to pack even for a short hike weekend trip. these men buy shirts second hand & pretty much everything else. they believe that if something cheap breaks it doesn't matter as they can find the item in really poor condition @ a garage sale, thrift shop or ebay.
there's a difference between NEWbuttondownshirt men & your thriftShop variety; cheap buttondownshirt men tend to also like to protest, proclaim dooms day theories-drivingPoorly used cars. although their shirts should be burnt & the women from whatNOTtoWear should do a dress intervention these men think that the ugly plaid shirt looks good, when all their colleagues are wearing brooks brothers.
as i can write a novella about how men have shorted themselves in relationships with me i will say in my defense that it all comes down to communication&being accountable. i was serious in my entry recently about finding Mr. Right-not Mr. RightNow. dating to me has become as sublime as watching paint peel. i am thinking of renting coupling an residing to looking for a sperm donor soon(just kidding!!)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/coupling/
http://www.bbc.co.uk/lifestyle/tv_and_radio/what_not_to_wear/index.shtml
